invisiblink:

chris evans could grab my left boob if he wanted

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Avacado grilled cheese on rosemary artisan bread. #InstgrammingMyFood

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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

Is it in Kit Harrington’s contract to always wear black? Who knew he’d “take the black” so seriously.

Remember that time Russell Brand and Rose Byrne were parents to Robin Arryn, Lord of the Eyrie. And Robin’s grandfather, on Russell Brand’s side, was named Jonathan Snow….

stannisbarathcon:

Pedro Pascal in Buffy: the Vampire Slayer

OH MY GOD

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brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

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brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

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mymodernmet:

The Dark Hedges in County Antrim, Ireland is a beautifully eerie avenue of beech trees that were planted by the Stuart family back in the 1750s. Their intent was to create a striking landscape to impress its visitors as they approached the entrance to their mansion, the Gracehill House. You may notice the mystifying scene from the hit HBO series “Game of Thrones,” as it’s served as a setting for the famous Kingsroad.

outofcontextcabinquotes:

 Hey, chief, I might be wrong, but I think we’re flying into a mountain. This makes me feel…

scared of the mountain.

"it’s just a sword" she said, aloud this time…

…but it wasn’t.

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thehpalliance:

"… and to you, if you have stuck with Harry until the very end."

says every person i’ve ever spoken to about xi

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